"Of course, things can get worse.
Suppose your wife decides she wants to buy some Scandinavian furniture, too.
Then you are in serious trouble, buddy.
I mean, being Swedish myself, I know that much like Americans' rear ends, Scandinavians' rear ends generally hang from their hips somewhere below their shoulder blades.
But let a Swede design a chair, and suddenly he begins sticking its tush pad way up on top and its knee supports way out to the sides until it looks like something you bought at a furniture store called the Proctology Place."
Star Press: He likes his furniture poofy, stain-resistant - and non-Swedish (6 mars)